beecalves:

hehe

(Source: smilingemoticon)

words-of-wisd0m:

ARE WE ALL JUST GONNA PRETEND LIKE TOMORROW ISNT THE MOST IMPORTANT IN TUMBLR HISTORY ??
WE MIGHT BE UNDER YAHOO ! TOMORROW GUYS !!
DAVID, DONT LET GO ! DONT FALL INTO TEMPATION. IT’S JUST A BILLION DOLLARS DONT DO IT !

  • people walking behind me: giggles at what their friend said
  • me: are they laughing at me is there something on the back of my pants is there a bug on me do i really look that bad today is my underwear showing why did i leave the house this morning please stop looking at me

evilmentality:

orangecountysweet:

bedroomthief954:

I call this The transformation. This is what trifiling females will do to a nigga.

Omg

true.

TRUUUUU

babyferaligator:

nishlo:

wtf

William the fruitcake

Wheres the freaks

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